The Penfold Story (by Penfold himself)

Where to start?

Not much to say really. I’ve just turned 24. Most people will argue I look about 12. I’ve lived on and off in Asia for 2years now.

I took a routine holiday to Phuket when I was 21 and things havent been the same since. I tied up a load of loose ends in England, gathered up a dirty fucking huge pile of cash and flew out to Asia with a mate of mine in search of the Asian dream. Things at 1 point were sweet. I worked as a Personal Trainer in Penang, and lived with a membership sales girl (a former Malay model) who was bringing in serious cash. Rent for the apartment, supplements, food, clothes….. you name it she bought me. She also loved doggystyle with a digit in her brown which is a personal fave of mine.

While this was going on I was also routinely screwing the nuts off 4-5 gym members on the sly. I also received a number of other offers of sexual companionship, however these were offered to me in the male locker room.

The 90days on my tourist visa were all but done and was granted 5days annual leave from work. Some smart cunt suggested I meet him in Bangkok for 5days R&R…… That has now strecthed to nearly 2years R&R

Dont know if Id class myself as a typical sex-pat. For a start im not fat or old. I smell good. I can get girls in my home country too. I just despair the fucking retarded western way of life. I decided to get out before I become another asshole busting my nuts in a shit job, for shit money, surrounded by shit people.

Dont get me wrong, the woman here are still the biggest draw for me. Without a shadow. The first porno I ever watched was 1 of my late grandads I came across (not literally you sick fuckers I was only 10) and was 2 asian babes muffing each other, and since then Ive been hooked.

My dream as a kid was to nail an oriental girl. Now im well on the way to hitting around 150

I’ve always wanted my own blog, but Im a dick when it comes to anything technical. As you’ll notice even the spellchecker is too advanced for me, so I steer clear of it. No time for it. Im a proud little fucker, and would be gutted if I was pouring out my soul and no cunt was reading it. Then Werewolf emailed me asking if I was into doing a joint gig. He would do the admin and all the techy nerdy shit, and Id write 2-3-4 pieces a week. DEAL. he had his own successful blog before, so generating readers wouldnt be an issue

Thats me really. Im back in UK nursing both a broken heart, and a broken liver from too much rocking n rolling. Until I return to BKK on January 10 at 355pm Ill be stuck in UK with not a great deal going on. Ive been writing down a lot of the fucked up shit Ive done in my time in BKK, so will post that for your reading pleasure

Peace